Biography of bank employees

So, as in many banks, in our office they made a small children's corner so that customers and children could entertain the kids in line. I brought from the house a colorful children's book "Turnip" and laid on the table. After some time, the book migrated to the customer table, next to the guard magazines, the button checks, etc. Here he caught my gaze, grinned and asks: “They put it specially for security?

There, on the last page, familiarization: familiarized, position, name, signature, date of my eye. He looked and turned to me: "So where are they signing here? They opened a new office, lawyers entered into agreements with the RCC, with a new collection organization, everything in the bustle, as usual, the other day there should be the first collection. We call to order the export of money to the collectors and honestly warn, they say, the first time we call it, so we ask everything in detail: what time do they usually come, what documents require, etc.

- - uh, is it necessary?

He is to the side: - Nobody reads the contract!. In the phone: - Read the contract carefully! We: - Yeah and then ran like fools for those who arrived with coffee and sweets. And they raised us to laugh, saying that they were generally forbidden to eat food on the exits, suddenly we will decide to poison them. One of my tasks was to draw up a schedule for employees. On April 1, I wanted to play my colleagues.

I added an invented point to the schedule - let's say, Kaiser st. Strawberry and "working" on her a new employee, I came up with the name Berkutov Ilham Bagir Ogly. I sent a new schedule with a standard phrase, they say, we have a new employee, I ask you to love and complain, help in everything, calls that, tomorrow he will have a message exchange system, etc.

And the fact is that on the street. We already had a strawberry point - in the store of household appliances, for example, with the name "B12". So, my credit expert, having received such a letter from me, immediately went with this news to the administrator of the B12 store and says, they say, and you are aware that another house of household appliances have opened a stone's throw from you, and even the bank’s employee was put on loans, and you are clapping the store’s administrator, in turn, called her territorial director from the “pretended”, they say, like that, they say, like that, you say, like that, you say, like that, you say, like that, like that, you say, like that, like that, you say, like that, like that, you say, like that, you say, like that, you say, like that, like that, you say, like that, like that, like that, you say, like that, like that, you say, like that, like that, you say, like that, like that, so, like that, like that, you say, like that, like that, so, like that, like that, you say, like that, like that, like that, you say, like that, like that, like that, like that, you say, like that, like that, you say, like that, like that, so.

In the new month they put us such a huge plan, not even taking into account that the competitors' store opened here very close! In general, a joke has far gone far much further than planned. Then I had to call up and refute the information with everyone. And most of all I was surprised by my employee, who, first of all, having received this letter, checked the name of the new “employee” on the list of terrorists is so vigilant.

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